Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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