i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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