Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Randomize
