I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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