There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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