I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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