my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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