I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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