office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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