yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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