We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
My vagina is very pro this idea
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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