their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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