Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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