Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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