he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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