i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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