Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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