Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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