we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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