And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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