ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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