they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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