are you still at the devil's house?
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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