You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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