I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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