dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I feel like a drive thru vagina
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I want to fling myself into the sun
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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