You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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