a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
do herpes really smell.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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