This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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