Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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