did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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