when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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