it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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