meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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