i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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