i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
She told me I should be a condom model.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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