whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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