So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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