HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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