WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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