She said her name was "party"
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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