Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Dick very happy bro
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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