I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
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