we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Even my vagina gasped.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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