she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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