Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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