To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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