happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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