Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
