How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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