It's just like the Real World with babies
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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