At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I touched a dick in church today
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Help. Why am I so naked?
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